Amirite?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 11/20/2016 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

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Tristan > TheHondaBro 11/20/2016 at 18:06

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Wut is Mannequin Challenge?

Sincerely,
An old person

TheHondaBro > Tristan 11/20/2016 at 18:07

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Where people stop moving and act like mannequins.

Decay buys too many beaters > Tristan 11/20/2016 at 18:08

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^this^

Regards,

A millenial

fintail > TheHondaBro 11/20/2016 at 18:10

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I think mannequins are braver and more confident than Seattle area drivers. Slowest mergers in the woooorld.

Phatboyphil > TheHondaBro 11/20/2016 at 18:12

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What hours do y’all work up here? I’ve gotten on I5 at 3 and it’s like this.

Damn hippies and your 20 hour work weeks!

Tristan > fintail 11/20/2016 at 18:13

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More shy/timid/polite/indecisive than Portland drivers? “45 mph zone on a 6-lane freeway? Better keep it under 35!”

Decay buys too many beaters > Tristan 11/20/2016 at 18:23

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No, Portland drivers are worse.

fintail > Tristan 11/20/2016 at 18:27

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Oregon does have weird unjustifiable low limits and Portland is a magnet for the inept, I will give you that.

In the Seattle area, little aggravates me more than being behind a Lexyotaonda SUV/minivan merging onto 90 or 405 - they rarely get up to 40 even if traffic is flowing at 60 (it’d be moving at 70+ back east, of course).

Tristan > fintail 11/20/2016 at 18:29

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Indeed. I used to think Illinios was ridiculous with their speed limits... Oregon is so much worse. I think it’s just a way to feed the cash cow known as photo radar.

S65 > TheHondaBro 11/20/2016 at 18:30

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So when does the “cadaver challenge” come

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > S65 11/20/2016 at 18:47

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After the scoob challenge.

S65 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/20/2016 at 18:59

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Eel challenge

fintail > Tristan 11/20/2016 at 19:02

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No doubt there’s a revenue component to it, although those who gain a meal ticket from the industry will claim it is about safety, think of the children, other bullshit.

Shitty traffic laws (and incompetent/inconsistent enforcement) are key reasons why respect for law enforcement is so low.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > S65 11/20/2016 at 20:15

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No

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 11/20/2016 at 21:10

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I-5 was much better 40 years ago... and get off my lawn...

wafflesnfalafel > fintail 11/20/2016 at 21:12

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agree - we have lots of folks that get on at 47 jacking up everybody behind them and then immediately jump to the middle lane jacking up all those people too... Plus, tunnels and bridges and any curves are scary - so better slow way down for them too...

fintail > wafflesnfalafel 11/20/2016 at 21:33

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Rain - hit the brakes. Snow - hit the brakes. Ice - hit the brakes. Fog - hit the brakes. Sun - hit the brakes. Clouds - hit the brakes. And of course, hit the brakes for tunnels, bridges, curves, other cars, pedestrians on the sidewalk, etc.

It’s really fun merging on to 90 at Bellevue Way or Factoria.